Senior Week Quotes

Liz - But look, I still have them on! (her underwear)
Anna - Don’t worry guys, VIRGIN FOR LIFE!
Anna - Me and Casey, we are like Thisssss
Anna – My head was in Casey’s crotch for 10 mins, but don’t worry, I was laughing not sucking
Alicia – I’m gonna hit you with my doinker
Anna – All you can eat crabs? Liz has enough from Andrew Baker
Trung – I don’t need a girlfriend, I’ve got Adam Cory
Joey – Dude, ok, so I was on the drunk bus and I went up to these ghetto kids and was like “yo my name’s Joe”:: passes out onto Cait’s lap::
Joey – Please don’t let me die Cait
Alicia – You have to see how big my one butt is…just the left one
Joey – So really he wouldn’t be having sex…he’d just be fingering the chick (about the guy with a finger for a dick)
Kirsty – I LOVE FOOD! ::falls out of chair::
Anna – Is a sore throat a sign of herpes?
Josh – If I were gay, I’d bend him over
Steve Royal – Your pants say ocean city, but your face says Rock + Roll
Steve Royal – Priya, do you want a six foot penis? “I don’t know steve” cuz if not, Im not the guy for you!
Anna – Josh Turner has bigger boobs than I do
Kirsty – For all I know he smoked it! (in reference to her eyeliner)
Mike – ANIMAL CRACKERS!!
Cait - That looks like a dildo, Mike. / Mike: Do you want me to use it on you?
Mike - She would’ve liked it…she would’ve liked it every morning
Mike – I’m checking for security
Mike – I want the wallet…you take the money